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FML Story - Fat Thumbs Up, Ugly Thumbs Down

Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I’m ugly. FML

FML Story - Deaf

Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed “I’m deaf.” He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML