FML Story - Periods

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the site of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

FML Story - Killing Flies

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

FML Story - Nervousness

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML