FML Story - The Drunken Fling

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I’m a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

FML Story - The Smiling Boss

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

FML Story - The Stolen Pencil

Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I’ve talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

FML Story - Internship

Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

FML Story - Rape Project

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on Rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. Its due tomorrow. FML